Shy's Mystic Tarot Cards


Coaxed from the ancient dark caves of Wiccan...
Caster of spells, he throws a rude lickin'...

Creaks an ancient Wizard from a magical time...
Covered with cave dust from paying his crime...

Colored with rumors to be Merlin's own mentor...
Comes now, Uncle Grumpy with his ways of yore...

So carry forth your question, to him, if you dare...
But consider carefully his answer, and certainly Beware!


And Now,

Here Is DEAR UNCLE GRUMPY...