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April 1978  CIRCULATION: 450

GARBAGE IN / GARBAGE OUT

User wants no "mickey-mouse"

Salesmen Get the Feeling in S'vale

Graduates of the Ted Spitzmiller School of Sales and Sorcery are:

SPECIAL NOTICES!!

RANDOM NOTES:

FIELD ENGINEERING SECTION

RETRACTION: Mark Vollmers is not the Asst. Director of the John Deere Barbershop Chorus. He belongs to the Tri-Statesmen Barber-shop chorus. April Fool, Mark.

F. E. Recipe

Take a gallon of smiles
Briskly stir with confusion
Have a tool box nearby
To keep up the illusion.

Pour in oscilloscope
Trace lightly with fork
Mix spices with screws
Then carefully torque

Place site in the oven
Til parts can arrive
Then call for a specialist
If you hope to survive.

-Steve Previti

WACK-O DAF-Y-NITIONS:
Specialist: Someone who is called in at the last minute to share the blame.

FEs Got Class!

CLASS #52

On the Move

It's always a pleasure to make note of people who have done exceptional jobs. Unfortunately, this article is not large enough to name the entire FE force. So, we have listed the people who have received special recognition since the beginning of the year.


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