Three Stooges...

Themes

• Ending to Curly/Shemp shorts
• Original Curley ending
• Original Curley opening

Curly

• "A simple job for simple people."
• Counting Problems
• "Don't go away..."
• "Hello..."
• "Hey"
• "Hey fellas, Come on"
• "Hey fellas, I can't hear a thing..."
• "Hey fellas, I got a bite."
• "Hey fellas, I'm lost"
• "Hey fellas, Look"
• "Hey Larry!!"
• "Hey Moe!!"
• "Hey this is too small or I'm too big."
• "Hey, what kinda language is that?"
• "Hey, you gotta dial first"
• "How you do dat??..."
• "I open, nyuk..."
• "I'll make a note of it"
• "I'm a victim of soicumstance."
• "I'm trying to think, but nothin happens"
• "Medicine, oh..."
• "Now let that be a lesson to ya..."
• Nyaaah
• Nyrmm
• Nyuk (once)
• Nyuk (three times)
• Nyuk (different one)
• "Oh, a bazooney"
• "Oh, a Jack the Ripper, eh.."
• "Oh a wise guy..."
• "Oh boy, success..."
• "Oh, stubborn eh?"
• "Oh, soitenly"
• "Oh ungrateful, eh..."
• Pilot Curley (part 1)
• Pilot Curley (part 2)
• Sears Joke
• "This is gonna be a tough job."
• "Well, bein as there's no other place..."
• "What happened..."
• "What's behind those drapes?..."
• "Why don't you mind your own business..."
• "Why Soitenly"
• "Why soitenly not"
• "Why you.."
• "Woo, woo, woo..."
• "Woo, woo..." (different one)

Larry

• "Don't throw it..."
• "Go on, pull it"
• "I ain't afraid of that fathead.."
• "I'm sorrymoe, please forgive me."
• "I wonder if it's done..."
• "It fall down"
• "It's boiling..."
• "Maybe you can drill it out with this"
• "Put the lights on..."
• "Yeah, that's it"

Moe

• "Am I gonna have trouble with you?" (sounds crappy)
• "Do somethin"
• "Everytime you think, you weaken the nation."
• "Fine speller you turned out to be."
• "Get away"
• "Get in here and clean up this mess"
• "Got your special deck of cards?..."
• "Help!"
• "Hey, cut it out"
• "Hey Porcupine..."
• "Hurry up..."
• "I can see if I want anything done..."
• "I think we're bein paged..."
• "I'd knock your brains out if you had any."
• "I'll Murder you!"
• "Move over there..."
• "Now listen, grapehead..."
• "Oh ignorant, eh?"
• "Quiet numbskulls..."
• "Quiet Birdbrain"
• "Shoot the money to me honey"
• "Shut up and listen"
• "Shut up, this is no time for singin."
• "Somebody's nuts around here..."
• "Stubbons, draw my bath..."
• "Study this map carefully."
• "This is all your fault, you"
• "Wake up and go to sleep."
• "We ain't gettin noplace fast."
• "We're in a tough spot men..."
• "What's the big idea?"
• "Why don't you get a toupee..."
• "Why you imbecile..."
• "Why you numbskull."
• "Ya fixed everything..."
• "You idiot, I oughta kill you"
• "Your nothin but a nitwit..."

Shemp

• "Money gives me itchy palms."
• "That ain't for us, we're not gentlemen..."
• Time telling routine
• Yank it out, what's the matter...

Three Stooges Exchanges

• Anesthetic routine
• "At you service"
• Calling Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard
• Delighted, Devastated, Delapidated
• Dizzy Curley
• Enchanted, Enraptured, Embalmed
• Family tree
• Good morning!!
• Hello routine
• How do you spell head?...
• "If we're discovered, we're lost..."
• Maharaja Routine (part of it)
• Moe and Curley on scaffold
• Moe and Curley painting
• Moe and Larry are fools
• Moe and Shemp on train
• Phone answering routine
• Photograph routine
• Snoring
• Stooge dentistry
• Time telling routine
• Time to get up!
• Tools routine

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