Season 02

I WILL NOT ENCOURAGE OTHERS TO FLY

TAR IS NOT A PLAYTHING

I WILL NOT XEROX MY BUTT

I WILL NOT TRADE PANTS WITH OTHERS

I AM NOT A 32-YEAR-OLD WOMAN

I WILL NOT DO THAT THING WITH MY TONGUE

I WILL NOT DRIVE THE PRINCIPAL'S CAR

I WILL NOT PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO BART

I WILL NOT SELL SCHOOL PROPERTY

I WILL NOT CUT CORNERS

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I WILL NOT GET FAR WITH THIS ATTITUDE

I WILL NOT MAKE FLATULENT NOISES IN CLASS

I WILL NOT BELCH THE NATIONAL ANTHEM

I WILL NOT SELL LAND IN FLORIDA

I WILL NOT GREASE THE MONKEY BARS

I WILL NOT HIDE BEHIND THE FIFTH AMENDMENT

I WILL NOT DO ANYTHING BAD EVER AGAIN

I WILL NOT SHOW OFF

I WILL NOT SLEEP THROUGH MY EDUCATION

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