Season 03

I AM NOT A DENTIST

SPITWADS ARE NOT FREE SPEECH

NOBODY LIKES SUNBURN SLAPPERS

HIGH EXPLOSIVES AND SCHOOL DON'T MIX

I WILL NOT SQUEAK CHALK

I WILL FINISH WHAT I STA

"BART BUCKS" ARE NOT LEGAL TENDER

UNDERWEAR SHOULD BE WORN ON THE INSIDE

THE CHRISTMAS PAGEANT DOES NOT STINK

I WILL NOT TORMENT THE EMOTIONALLY FRAIL

I WILL NOT CARVE GODS

I WILL NOT SPANK OTHERS

I WILL NOT AIM FOR THE HEAD

I WILL NOT BARF UNLESS I'M SICK

I SAW NOTHING UNUSUAL IN THE TEACHER'S LOUNGE

I WILL NOT CONDUCT MY OWN FIRE DRILLS

FUNNY NOISES ARE NOT FUNNY

I WILL NOT SPIN THE TURTLE

I WILL NOT SNAP BRAS

I WILL NOT FAKE SEIZURES

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