Season 06

BEANS ARE NOT FRUIT NOR MUSICAL

I WILL NOT USE ABBREV.

I AM NOT THE REINCARNATION OF SAMMY DAVIS, JR.

I WILL NOT SEND LARD THROUGH THE MAIL

I WILL NOT DISSECT THINGS UNLESS INSTRUCTED

I WILL NOT WHITTLE HALL PASSES OUT OF SOAP

RALPH WON'T "MORPH" IF YOU SQUEEZE HIM HARD ENOUGH

ADDING "JUST KIDDING" DOESN'T MAKE IT OKAY TO INSULT THE PRINCIPAL

"BAGMAN" IS NOT A LEGITIMATE CAREER CHOICE

CURSIVE WRITING DOES NOT MEAN WHAT I THINK IT DIES

NEXT TIME IT COULD BE ME ON THE SCAFFOLDING

I WILL NOT HANG DONUTS ON MY PERSON

I WILL REMEMBER TO TAKE MY MEDICATION

I WILL NOT STRUT AROUND LIKE I OWN THE PLACE

THE GOOD HUMOR MAN CAN ONLY BE PUSHED SO FAR

I DO NOT HAVE POWER OF ATTORNEY OVER FIRST GRADERS

NERVE GAS IS NOT A TOY

I WILL NOT MOCK MRS. DUMBFACE

THE FIRST AMENDMENT DOES NOT COVER BURPING

THIS IS NOT A CLUE ... OR IS IT?

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