Season 09

I NO LONGER WANT MY MTV

EVERYONE IS TIRED OF THAT RICHARD GERE STORY

I DID NOT INVENT IRISH DANCING

I WILL NOT TEASE FATTY

THERE WAS NO ROMAN GOD NAMED "FARTICUS"

RUDOLPH'S RED NOSE IS NOT ALCOHOL-RELATED

SHOOTING PAINTBALLS IS NOT AN ART FORM

PAIN IS NOT THE CLEANSER

SILLY STRING IS NOT A NASAL SPRAY

I WAS NOT TOLD TO DO THIS

MY BUTT DOES NOT DESERVE ITS OWN WEBSITE

I WILL NOT DEMAND WHAT I'M WORTH

I AM NOT THE NEW DALAI LAMA

I WAS NOT THE INSPIRATION FOR "KRAMER"

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