This Week's Guest Nut
Dman

Nuts, try to get some this time of year! Ha, none on de trees, none in de supermarket. So where do dey go in da summer? I guess de nut growers dey keep dem back onaconna we will has to pay more fer dem ifn dey do dat. Now I dono wanna get off on a rant here, but where is a squirrel supposed to find food in de summertime? Da buds all be gone and da nuts still green, da hoomans get mad when ya eat der flowers or da seed dey putted out for da birds. Pulease, don't us squirrels hab a right to eat too? What makes bird so special to get seed put out for him. A squirrel has to be happy wif peanuts and dey not even real nuts. Dey be legumes. Dem nut growers should be forced to make nuts available to squirrels all year round. But dat jest my opinion, I could be wrong.
I wanna hear what youse got to say, nuts. Give me a call at 1-800-YOU-NUTS. Dis week we have a Bery special guest,the hooman behind the bestest site competition on the web, The Site Fights. Yep, it the Dman hisself.
D'Squirrel: Hiya Dman, thanks for joining us. Nice bag. You doin a great job wit dose Site Fights. The fighters be lookin up to you and dey hab lots of respect for you. D'man, thanks for joining us tonite.

Dman: Hi D'Squirrel, great to be here.

D'Squirrel: I see you have brought D'Duck along with you. Hiya D'Duck

D'Duck: Quack

D'Squirrel: So Dman, how do you find the nut shortage affecting you?

Dman: Well I have noticed that I haven't seen some of my friends around.

D'Squirrel: D'Duck?

D'Duck: Quack

D'Squirrel: In your opinion, does the situation warrant the president releasing the national nut reserves?

Dman: Do you think that is where they may be?

D'Squirrel: Could be Dman, I heard they been roundin up nuts fer years. What about the nut growers, should we impose sanctions unless they step up production?

Dman: Parents aren't entirely to blame, but it is their responsiblity.

D'Squirrel: Interesting point, Dman. Let's take a phone call. Ok we got Merky from Florida on the line. Hiya Merky, what's your question?

Merky: My question for D'Squirrel. Hey Alex didya bite you mom today?

D'Squirrel: Merky I workin! I am D'Squirrel right now. Yes I did BITE HER, I will call you later.

Merky: Ok, sorry Alex.

D'Duck: Quack

D'Squirrel: Sorry bout dat Dman. Merky my buddy from Florida. We call each other when we bite our moms. So Dman, enough about nuts dat you eat, lets talk about the rest of de nuts. Anything new you can tell us dat's happenin at de Site Fights?

Dman:We got a few great teams in the works as well as a few suprises.

D'Squirrel: Great Dman, stick around I gotta do the news. We go backstage and have a party afterwards.

Dman: Ok...: )

D'Duck: Quack

D'Squirrel You too, D'Duck.