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1. Do Jaffa have x-ray vision now? If Teal'c could tell there was naquadah in a box from that far away, his eyes should be good enough that these guys never get ambushed again.

2. Since when do they go on missions to a planet where the MALP shows a pyramid and Jaffas? No wonder these guys get in so much trouble. And then to follow a woman dressed as a Goa'uld to stop her from killing herself. Not real clear on the whole 'enemy' concept are they?

3. So decisions are now made by whoever's character building ep it is? Nice to know Jack has so good a command of his team.

4. Danny, you gotta admit, the position the guards found you in looked pretty bad.

5. Isn't it sweet of Jack to jump in with answers when Pyrus starts touching Sam? At least he tried to divert the old guy's attention from his girl.

6. "When he grabbed me I just knew. I felt it." Sam, honey, what exactly did you 'feel' when the guy was caressing your hair?

7. Yeah, Jack, talking back to the big guys with weapons when you're chained up is very smart.

8. "Heigh-ho, heigh-ho"? So it's Sam Carter and the three not-exactly-dwarves now?

9. And Danny dies yet again. Is anyone keeping track of these yet?

10. Danny's glasses must be made of the iris material cause those little wire frames sure take a lot punishment. My brother's don't even stand up to touch-football.

11. Does Shyla get fashion advice from Hathor? And while I'm on the subject, Shy-la? That's gotta be the least appropriate name possible for this chic.

12. Jack's getting hot and sweaty in the mines and still he leaves his long-sleeved sweater on? Come on, throw us a bone here!

13. REJECTED DIALOGUE
Shyla: "We call them trees."
Danny: "Jack's term is a little more colorful."

14. Trees on other worlds? Nooooo, never!

15. REJECTED DIALOGUE
Shyla: "You cannot deny that is fate."
Danny: "I can deny quite a bit."

16. REJECTED DIALOGUE
Jack: "Surprisingly difficult to kill you, isn't it? Not that I haven't tried. For crying out loud, you're the Harry Kim of Stargate!"

17. So this dinner with Pyrus is Danny's way of showing what a good diplomat he is? From now on Jack can handle the negotiations.

18. Why is Shyla wearing her crown sideways? Can you say stuck in the 80s? Someone needs to tell her that wearing caps sideways went out of style a long time ago.

19. REJECTED DIALOGUE
Jack: "You do know we're dying down here?"
Danny: "Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. What's important is that I got contacts, a new hair-do, and I told Hammond we're all fine. I'm going back to my cushy palace to marry the beautiful princess now. Have fun."

20. Danny's not big on long engagements is he? First Sha're, now Shyla. Is he going for a new record? A wife on every planet? At least Sha're wasn't a drug dealer.

21. General Hammond does a nice impression of fish doesn't he?

22. Danny: "You've never really known what love is, have you?" Now we know something's wrong, because the Danny we know is a shipper. That was just harsh.

23. So Janet just stands around in the infirmary watching Danny in bondage? Uh-huh. Not like she'd have other work to do or something.

24. So rather than ask to study an incredible piece of medical technology, Danny's solution is to destroy it completely. They're gonna regret that the next someone dies of healable injuries on base.

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