Dripping Sarcasm Reviews Copyright

1. REJECTED DIALOGUE:
Sam: "So the theory is that even with the technology we now possess..." (Gate activates)
Hammond: "Thank God. I mean, we should go see who that is. It could be important."

2. Mr. Positive? Oh, yeah, that's how I'd describe Jack. Cause God knows he always thinks the best of people and situations. Just look at how he hit it off with Martouf.

3. Sam really needs to start disobeying more orders if the best argument she can come up with for her involvement is "I was there." Just admit that whatever one member of SG-1 does is the fault of the rest of team too, cause they wouldn't get in nearly as much trouble by themselves. Except maybe Daniel.

4. REJECTED DIALOGUE:
Hammond: "All right. But keep your heads up on this one."
Jack: "But, Sir, you know I like to keep my head down so I can look down Sam's shirt. Not to mention keep from getting shot."

5. Just what size Pyramid ship does qualify as a weekend hunting lodge? And is it any different from a weekend fishing lodge?

6. I can just hear the conversations in the Stargate writers meetings: "We need a loophole to get them out the corner we wrote ourselves into." "I know! Jolinar!" "Right, that explains everything."

7. Between being the foremost expert on the Stargate and all the bonus knowledge/powers she gets from Jolinar, I'm surprised they still let Sam off-planet.

8. Gee, I wonder why Heru'ur doesn't like Jack? It couldn't have anything to do with the fact that Jack killed his father and tried to off his mother, could it?

9. REJECTED DIALOGUE:
Jack: "Friend of yours?"
Danny: "Oh yeah, we were tight. I was almost his stepfather. But then Hathor and I had that bad break-up and I sort of lost touch with Heru-ur."

10. Now, Danny, you shouldn't be making cultural judgements like expecting a hall in the "Hall of Thor's Might." You should know better than that. *tsk-tsk*

11. Telling Danny it's forbidden to touch something is like sending him an engraved invitation to put his hands all over it.

12. Ooh, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade homage! "Thor demands a leap from the lion's head. A leap of faith!"

13. Wasn't it nice of that Horus guard to just stand there behind Jack and Teal'c without firing while the ax came flying at his head?

14. So by Asgard standards, you're not advanced unless you can read the oldest form of writing in your culture's history? Damn! I knew I should've taken some ancient languages instead of five years of Spanish.

15. REJECTED DIALOGUE:
Sam: "He looks just like the depictions of the Roswell Grays back home."
Danny: "So there is some truth to those stories. Great, maybe he can explain the X-Files mythology! Unless he's still upset about those alien autopsies in 'Jose Chung's'. Hey, I wonder if he knows where Samantha is."

16. It's amazing that the Asgard haven't noticed all the Goa'ulds who seem to still be running around Earth in their more recent visits to Roswell.

17. Sam and Danny might want to check their watches for missing time after getting out of the Hall. Say, about 9 minutes.

18. REJECTED DIALOGUE:
Sam: "Well, we did meet the real Thor."
Jack: "Did ya now? Nice fella?"
Sam: "He was really cute. Now don't get jealous, but there's just something so huggable about those adorable little grays."

19. Right, surrender to the Goa'uld. Because we all know how good they are about keeping their word.

20. If the Asgard can clear a planet of Goa'uld influence in less than 10 seconds, why are there still Goa'ulds? Oh yeah, cause otherwise we wouldn't have a show.

21. Wasn't that nice of Thor? I just love a god Deux Se Machina. And for once it's literally a god in a machine.

22. I think Gairwyn had better check for implants if she's been hanging out on a ship with little gray aliens. I hope she wasn't there long enough for the anal probe.

23. Is it some requirement that a species identify its technological superiority by telling SG1 they are "too young?" When does SG1 get to tell somebody else that they're too young?

24. So that new Hammer should solve everything right? They just put Cimeria on their speed-dial and start shipping every Goa'uld they find there. Skaa'ra, Sha're, never have to worry about any SGC personnel being taken over again. Too bad they seem to forget about the Hammer as soon as this episode ends.

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