SEX:  Male

HOME:  Land of the Light. Although I occasionally go to the Dark bit. And hey, if you lived with Narim, wouldn't you?

HEIGHT:  Cat-size.

EYES:  Black

HAIR: Ginger. And we prefer 'fur'.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE TV SHOW?: TV? I remember that  . . . vaguely. Watching snooker balls was a favourite of mine...

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?  Mice?! Where???

FAVOURITE MAGAZINE:  You don't get many magazines around here...

FAVOURITE SMELL: Dinner? Sam when I used to belong to her.

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD:  Being chased by a dog, or someone who's not taken their antihistemines, which is largely the same thing.

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD:  Being petted!

THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Go hunting on the Dark side of the planet.

FAVOURITE SOUNDTRACK: Soundtrack?

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?: Meow?!

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?: If I did, that ride through the Stargate certainly killed it.

ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING?: I'm a cat, for cryin' out loud! (Oops, Jackzation)

PEN OR PENCIL?: claws? What am I going to need to write down?!

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?: If I could pick up a phone, I would. We don't even use phones, though.

FAVOURITE FOODS: Meat?

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?:  I can't remember my parents, but I miss Sam!

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME:...I'm a cat...

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?: Catnip!

CROUTONS  OR BACON BITS?: Bacon bits.

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?: I can't, and I never did like being driven anywhere either. Nasty catbaskets.

DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: No! Not unless you count me curled up on the end of Narim's bed?

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Do I look like I need a pet? I am a pet!

IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: A human.

THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY?:  Wet. Yuck!

IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?: Samantha Carter, where are you?

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: I don't drink alcohol, but I enjoy milk.

WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?: Leo

EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?: Broccoli?!

GUYS-WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL?: I don't wear a shirt, but I'd gladly get rid of Narim's silver outfit.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: I don't need a job.

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Ginger's a fine colour for a Tom-cat!

IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?: Meeeow?

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: Sam? Narim?

DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: I don't need a wedding.

WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?: Bedroom?

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?: It needs refilling.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SNAPPLE?: What's snapple?

ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?: neither.

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?: keys are for unlocking doors. How do you type with them?

IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: Slug-repellent?

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?: Occasionally, me.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER?: 9

WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?: I don't need a car.

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: I'm serious! I really don't need one! I'm a cat!

FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH: Snooker. Fishing.

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: I'm sure Jack O'Neill meant to send this out to a cat. I'm sure he's great with computers . . . Honestly, some humans have less sense than your average lettuce.

OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: Narim, because he typed this for me. Possibly General Hammond, because he strikes me as the kind of guy who wouldn't reply to a cat's email...