NAME:  Daniel Jackson

SEX:  male

HOME: big house...you couldn't afford it

HEIGHT: tall enough, why does it concern you?

EYES: brown

HAIR: short and brown

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE TV SHOW? I don't have time to watch television, I am too busy taking over the world

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? It says 'I Rule The World'

FAVOURITE MAGAZINE: not intellectual enough for me

FAVOURITE SMELL: victory

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: having to use an elevator - they are such a pain in the ass

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: blowing up cities

THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: lock up old friends

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING? what city today?

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? No

ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING? I don't have time for rollercoasters

PEN OR PENCIL? neither - I use sensor pads

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?  I have staff that do that

FAVOURITE FOODS:  fruit

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?  They are both dead

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME?  me?

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?  Vanilla

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS?:  neither

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?  I don't need to drive - I have transportation rings

DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?  why do you want to know this?

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?   Kinsey

IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE?  A tiger - a mean, lean, killing machine

THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY? a pain in the ass, the affect my satellites

IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? Apophis, we have a lot in common
 

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: I don't drink alcohol, it affects my judgement

WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? thats none of your business

EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? its food

GUYS-WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL?  I would give her orange overalls, but not my shirt

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?  destroyer of the planet...ooops, too late, already started that one

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Can you see me as a blond? Thats what I thought!

IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE? Tattoos are for the slaves...I am a leader

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? yes

DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: I don't have time

WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? white paint and expensive pictures

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Half-full

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SNAPPLE? I don't drink snapple, I am allergic to it

ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? ambidextrous

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? sensor pads don't have keys

IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE? a lawnmower

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? stuff

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER? 1

WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? not a good one

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? I don't need a car

FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH: don't have time for sports

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: Vidrine? Nope, can't, the guy is stupid

OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: Jack...he's not that bright after all...probably doesn't know how to work the comp