SEX:  I am neither

HOME: SGC Facility

HEIGHT:  approximatly 20 feet

EYES:  I have a computer screen

HAIR:  I do not have hair, I have wire extensions

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE TV SHOW? M.A.L.P

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?  I do not have pads, I have a steel ramp

FAVOURITE MAGAZINE: ????????

FAVOURITE SMELL: I do not posess sensors

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Matter crashing against my Iris

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD:  connection with another Stargate

THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS:  transport SG teams

FAVOURITE SOUNDTRACK: General Hammond..I hear him more than others

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?: WHOOOOOOSH

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?:  Stargates do not get sick, they get damaged

ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING?: it would be deadly, I am to large and would not stay in the seat

PEN OR PENCIL?:  neither, I have SGC Staff

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?: I only have 2 rings

FAVOURITE FOODS: Oil

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: The Ancients built me and left me on Earth

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME: I could not be convicted of a crime, I am a ring of quartzitemetal element called naquadah - who would charge me?

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?: I have had chocolate spilt on me by staff before, I did not enjoy it

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS?: I prefer neither to be spilt on me

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?: I WHOOSH, I do not drive

DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: When I am shutdown, I do not know what the SG teams put near me

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: I would have a DHD, it would be perfect, it goes nowhere just sits still near me

IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: You could remold me into an elephant, I am the perfect color

THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY?:  I do not react to external stimuli

IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?: The gate from P3W451. It was sucked into a wormhole

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: I do not believe oil is alcohol

WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?: I have 39 signs

EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?: I do not require food

GUYS-WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL?: I used to have a large cloth, I have not seen it in a while, therefore I could not give it up

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: A DHD

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: I do not have hair, although I would like to be a brighter color than this gray

IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?: I have 39 Glyphs, does that count?

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?:  No.

DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: Gates do not marry

WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?: vents, wires, occasionally Colonel O'Neill

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?: I do not understand

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SNAPPLE?: I only need oil

ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?: I am fully functional

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?: I do not have to type, the Air Force do that for me

IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?:  a bucket

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?: I do not have a bed..I do however have a ramp

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER?: 39

WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?: The back of an Air Force truck when they moved me here from my previous location

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: Unfortunately I am to big to drive, therefore a car would be impossible.

FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH: SG teams trying to stay on their feet coming through me

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TOYOU: the gate that was in the antartic..we are close, I cannot reveal its current location, but its close.

OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: the gate on Apophis's ship...it is out of range