SEX: male

HOME: Colorado Springs

HEIGHT: 5'11"

EYES: 2

HAIR: HAIR?!?! - I had some before I met Col. O'Neill.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE TV SHOW? Legend, Baywatch - they have good plot lines and a sci fi show called Stardoor SD-1.

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Pamela Anderson... er, SGC Insignia.

FAVOURITE MAGAZINE:  Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy or National Enquirer.

FAVOURITE SMELL: Hathor

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: SG-1 not reporting back on time.

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD:  SG-1 reporting back on time.

THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Bake cookies, do housewifely chores.

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?:  Should I tell the colonel and major to get a room?

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? : Only when Teal'c flys.

ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING? : Dangerous.

PEN OR PENCIL? : For what?  If it's to sign away the regs regarding the frat rule then gimme the pen already. (solves one headache)

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? : Depends on who's calling.

FAVOURITE FOODS: A Texan cookout with all the trimmings. YeeeeeHaaaaa!

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? : My folks were mighty fine people.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME : I will be if they ever read the real reports from SG-1's missions I've hidden. (memo to self, check WSHH, colonel O'Neill appears to be calling himself AQ!)

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? : Vanilla.

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS? : Bacon.

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? : No I have an airman for such things, but colonel O'Neill drives me nuts on a regular basis.

DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? : Despite the rumour mill I did NOT sleep with Hathor!

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE? :  Anise.

IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE? : I believe my wife said I was an animal when we were younger.

THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY ?: Cool.

IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? : My wife.

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: A good 'ol sippin' whisky.

WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? : Pieces.

EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? : Of Course!

GUYS-WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL? : Yes, I am a gentleman.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: I love my job but if I had to choose another I'd be that guy from Baywatch watching the girls on the beach all day.

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: I wish!  If I could dye my hair it'd be brown.

IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE? : That's classified.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? : Yes

DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: I've already had it.

WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? : Pictures of my family and the one that SG-1 bought me of Pamela Anderson.

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? : That depends on who colonel O'Neill has annoyed on the day.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SNAPPLE? : Snapple?! is that what they've put in the coffee??

ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? : I'm a leftie, but to keep these people in order I need to be ambidextrous.

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? : I have an airman to do that sort of thing.

IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE? : The lawnmower.  Sometimes I need to cut up rough on people who harm my people.

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? : Colonel O'Neill's real mission reports.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER? : 65, that's when I retire.

WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? : Dad's pick-up.

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? : Any little sporty number.

FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH:  Naked Rodeo, women mud wrestling

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU:  Whoever sent this to me will find their ass in a cell, asap!

OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT:  General Ryan.  The general probably thinks that everyone in the SGC is under the influence of some alien virus AGAIN!