NAME: Jonathan Charles O'Neill!

SEX: male

HOME: Colorado Springs

HEIGHT: 6"

EYES: brown

HAIR: Use to be blonde, but now I'm almost 50, so it's grey.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE TV SHOW? The Simpsons

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? A mouse?

FAVOURITE MAGAZINE: Guns 'N Stuff.

FAVOURITE SMELL: Sam

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Seeing Sam stuck behind a forseshield.

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Mmn ... Kissing Sam with tongue.  She tastes so good.

THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Well, go fishing at the cabin ... eventually I plan to make slow, sensual love to Sam at the ...

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?: Making slow, sensual love to Sam.

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?: No

ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING?: exciting

PEN OR PENCIL?: Pencil.

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?: 2

FAVOURITE FOODS: Punkin Pie, and eating oatmeal slowly while staring at Sam, and swirling my tongu ...

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? Sometimes.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME : Wouldn't YOU like to know!

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? : Chocolate...

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS? : Croutons

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? : Yes

DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS: Nope.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE? : A dog.

IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE? : Any animal Sam would be willing to snuggle up with.

THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY ?: Cool

IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? : Charlie

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK:Budweizer beer. (Shades of Gray reference)

WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? : Libra?

EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? : Nope!

GUYS-WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL? : Are we in bed? If so, no. If not., yes!

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: the one I have right now

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: I wouldn't die my hair

IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE? I have tiny wings on my ankle.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? : I am now ...madly.

DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: Good ole fashioned Catholic wedding. Sam in white.

WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? : nothing

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? : What's the liquid? Beer? Water?

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SNAPPLE? : I don't do fruit juice.

ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? : righty

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? : Nope

IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE? : Do I LOOK like a gardener?!

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? : Is this in reality or my dreams? If it's my dreams, Sam.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER? : 13

WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? : a 57 chevy

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? : Poursche

FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH: hockey

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU:  Sam ... a total babe!

OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: Noreem cause he hates me.