SEX:  it only seems to get me in trouble...

HOME:  Colorado Springs, but I'd rather be fishing in MN

HEIGHT:  5'11 (not tall enough on my team)

EYES:  brown

HAIR:  I think salt and pepper is the dignified term

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE TV SHOW?  Simpsons

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?  I haven't been able to find it on my desk in so long that I can't remember

FAVOURITE MAGAZINE:  Sports Illustrated

FAVOURITE SMELL:  Sam's strawberry shampoo (this thing is confidential right?)

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD:  that's a black abyss we really don't want to get into, so I'll simplify it to disappointing Sam

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD:  hearing Sam laugh

THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS:  try to talk Sam into going fishing

FAVOURITE SOUNDTRACK: Top Gun

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?: If the General's reading this, paperwork.  If not, Sam.  Are you detecting a trend?

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?:  not anymore

ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING?:  somehow after taking wormhole trips across the galaxy and flying alien fighters, roller coasters just seem quaint

PEN OR PENCIL?:  pen

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?: four

FAVOURITE FOODS: pizza, pie, anything but field rations

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?:  let's not go there

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME:  most of the things I've done couldn't be tried in a public court

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?: chocolate

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS?: crouton

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?: sure

DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: absolutely not

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: a nice big dog

IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: a hawk

THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY?:  definitely cool, unless we're caught out in them in the woods

IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?:  I'd want even 5 more minutes with my son

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: a good American beer

WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?: Taurus

EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?:  That would mean actually eating broccoli, wouldn't it?

GUYS-WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL?: in a heartbeat, especially the right girl

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?:  I've got it

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: I've given up on that

IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?: Earth's symbol on my arm

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?:  I am now

DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: it doesn't matter as long as it's the right bride

WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?: an autographed hockey stick

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?: half empty

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SNAPPLE?: I don't drink that fruity stuff

ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?: right

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?:  there are right keys?

IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: a pick

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?: dust bunnies the size of tel'tacs

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER?: 7

WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?: cadillac

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: red ferrari convertible

FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH: Hockey

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: Danny?  He's very...resilient.

OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: Sam, she'll never stop working long enough