SEX:  would love some

HOME:  these days it seems to be that little room on the base..opposite Sam of course..hey, you can't blame a guy for trying

HEIGHT:  6'2

EYES:  hazel

HAIR:  short

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE TV SHOW?  Simpsons of course

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?  2 foot of unfinished reports

FAVOURITE MAGAZINE:  MAD

FAVOURITE SMELL:  Sam

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD:  recently??  A broken leg, cracked ribs, internal bleeding and freezing my butt off

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD:  understanding Sam when she starts talking about her dohickeys

THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS:  well, I have this great cabin up in northern Minnesota where the bass grow that big......

FAVOURITE SOUNDTRACK: depends......

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING? breakfast......with Sam

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?:  yeah, what with me travelling half way across the galaxy ever other day - what do you think?

ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING?:  boring...ever tried a wormhole?

PEN OR PENCIL?:  pen

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?: geez, I dunno, whats the machine set for?

FAVOURITE FOODS: steak..definitly not those damn ration packs

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: my parents are no longer around

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME: If I tell ya, I'd have to kill ya

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?: on who?

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS?: bacon...do I look french?

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?: hell yeah

DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: how old am I??? what do YOU think?

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: I'm kind of a dog person..I dunno, something Australian..they have the coolest dogs...

IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: anything but a snake

THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY?:  cool..unless of course ya get hit by a strike..then I guess it would suck...

IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?:  Charlie

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: beer, and plenty of it

WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?: classified

EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?:  only if you tied me up and force fed them to me

GUYS-WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL?: that'll depend on why she doesn't have a shirt on in the first place

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?:  I already have the coolest job

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: been there, done that, think I'll stick to what I've got..thanks anyway

IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?: too late, already have, and thats umm..classified

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?:  sure

DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: Sam, a beach, moonlight and candles

WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?: regulation gray paint..don't ya just love the airforce, so creative....

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?: if its beer its probably half empty....

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SNAPPLE?: Do I look like I drink snapple?

ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?: ask my tailor

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?:  yep, I also use the left keys

IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: for cryin' out loud..I ask you..who made up these questions?

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?: the floor

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER?: 1..as in SG1

WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?: a wrangler jeep..a black one..sweeeeet

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: one that starts when I get in it, either that or one of those cool glider things, one that actually works though

FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH: Ice hockey..is there another sport?

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: I have to narrow it down to one thing about Sam? This could take some time....

OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: Apophis, on the account that we don't really get on that well, what with me trying to end that scum sucking, slimy, snakeass life of his.....