SEX: rarely these days

HOME: Colorado Springs

HEIGHT: 6'2"

EYES: brown

HAIR: Still there, thank God

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE TV SHOW? Who has time to watch TV?

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Dust.

FAVOURITE MAGAZINE: For the articles or the pictures…?

FAVOURITE SMELL: Coffee, in bed on Sunday morning

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Helplessness

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: I'm pretty sure I know what it's gonna be, so I'll let you know if a miracle happens and I get to experience it….

THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Work, usually.  Some people have a planet to save, you know.  Otherwise, there's always fishing of course….

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING? Going back to sleep.

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?  Only if I close my eyes.

ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING? The deadly ones are exciting.

PEN OR PENCIL? Pen – they're more fun to take apart in meetings.

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? Isn't that what answer-phones are for?

FAVOURITE FOODS: Used to be Fruit Loops, but I kinda OD'd.

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? When they were alive I did.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME?  Convicted?  No

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?  Chocolate.

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS? : Urgh – neither.

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? : Love it.

DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?  No animals, stuffed or otherwise.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?  A T-Rex would be cool.

IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE? A human.

THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY ?  Definitely cool.

IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?   Every single Goa'uld – DEAD.

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: The stuff that made Carter so pleased to see us on P3X-595.

WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?  Scorpio

EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?  What for?

GUYS-WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL? Depends on the girl.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?  CO of SG-2.  For obvious reasons.

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?  Well, back in late seventies it went kinda blond for a while – don't ask.

IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?  You know, I really hate needles, can I have a fake one instead?

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Yes, twice.

DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: I don't dream about weddings.  Honeymoons on the other hand….

WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?  Bookshelves – surprised?

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Half-full.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SNAPPLE? Sounds like it might be healthy….

ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? Lefty and proud of it

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? Oh, I doubt it.

IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?  The broken one that just gets to sit and watch someone else doing the gardening.

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? Monsters – either that or my old sneakers, because something sure smells bad.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER? 2

WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? A heap of junk

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?  I'd rather have a boat.

FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH:  Naked women's volleyball (or hockey when the naked women's volleyball season is over)

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: Simmons?  He has great taste in women.

OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO  IT: Carter – because she'd never let me know the answer to half these questions.  And because she probably has better things to do, anyway.