NAME: Dr. Janet Frasier

SEX: Isn't that a rather personal question? What?...Oh...Female, I'm female.

HOME: Colorado Springs and the base. The base more because with all of the clumsy...can I answer this the way I want to Sam!

HEIGHT: I'm NOT short! Stop laughing! 5'5"...SAM, STOP LAUGHING!

EYES: Brown

HAIR: Brownish brunette with reddish highlights.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?: ER, because I really like that George Clooney. What...He's NOT ON anymore? Well, that takes care of me watching that stupid show anymore!

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?: Pictures of internal organs. Hey, it keeps people away from MY computer!

FAVORITE MAGAZINE: The truth? Playgirl! Sam gave it to me. YES you did!

FAVORITE SMELL: I love the smell of antiseptic in the morning.

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Not knowing how to treat or save a patient.

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Figuring out how to treat or save a patient.

THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Playing doctor with George Clooney! I didn't laugh at YOUR answers Sam!

FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK: I have two actually. Can I say two? Okay, Somewhere In Time and Spice World. What!

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?: Ohh, going back to bed! I'm tired!

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?: Uh...no, not really. I did NOT throw up after riding on the escalator!

ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING?: Exciting! Not EVERYONE gets to ride through the Stargate!

PEN OR PENCIL?: Pen

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?: Depends. At work, as fast as I can get to it. At home, 6 at least. What was that look supposed to mean Sam? Well how was I supposed to know it was you last night!

FAVORITE FOODS: Oh, I like to eat very healthy when I can. Sam...Sam, leave the room.

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: My Dad, yes. My Mom...well...next question please.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME?: Huh huh huh...Oh, you're really asking this question? No then, of course not.

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?: Chocolate of course! Who the hell came up with these questions!

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS?: Bacon bits, lots of them! Bacon bits ARE healthy Sam! Didn't I tell you to leave the room?

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?: I like to be chauffeured!

DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: Hehehe...I... *Sam yells to interviewer*-(she likes to sleep with that THING we bought for her at--) SHUT UP SAM! Next question PLEASE!

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: A goldfish. All the ones I have had keep dying. I forget to feed them.

IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: A dolphin. It's NOT boring! It's better than YOUR answer, what was it...a dog! Wow!

THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY?: Cool, very cool! I love getting wet! SAAAAAM!!

IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?: Elvis Presley. Do you really need to ask WHY!

FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Mega-grand strawberry daiquiri with two kiwi slices and extra sugar around the rim!

WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?: Taurus

EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? Oh, I'm allergic to broccoli. Yes I am! There ARE other healthy foods Sam.

GUYS-WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL?: How about the other way around!

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: George Clooney's doctor!

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Red!

IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?: I don't believe in tattoos...anymore. I had mine removed when--we'll talk about it later Sam. LATER!...Sam.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: Next question please.

DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: ANY kind of wedding where the jerk shows up is fine with me! Next!

WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?: Paint. What? I'm just a little pissy from the other two previous questions.

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?: Half full

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE?: Peach...diet peach.

ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?: A righty. Did Colonel O'Neill understand that last word in his interview Sam? I thought it was funny!

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?: On the right, and the left. It goes quicker that way!

IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: A hoe. That's a gardening tool Sam!

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?: A years worth of Sam's Playgirls that she gave me. DID TOO!

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER?: 69, I mean 96, it was the year that...oh, forget it!

WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?: A 72 vw beetle-baby blue.

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: The NEW vw beetle-metalic blue.

FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: Daniel coming to see me when he can't keep up with the rest of you during your sadomasochistic workouts. I think he's kind of cute when he's pouting. NO, don't tell him I said that! Sam...so help me...are we almost done yet?

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: That Sam is such a sweet and understanding person when I tell her that I've rescheduled her annual Pap smear for this weekend. It's not nice to piss off your doctor!

OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: Colonel O'Neill. I don't think he likes tests. Of course, if Sam had been the one to have sent...What?