SEX: we reproduce in testubes so it is not necessary

HOME: Tollana

HEIGHT: 6"

EYES: made of an alloy of iridium and naquadda

HAIR: bullet-proof (take that, James Bond!)

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE TV SHOW? Huh?

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Our computers have long passed the primitive stage of having mice.

FAVOURITE MAGAZINE: Hair Style

FAVOURITE SMELL: Shroedinger's fur

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: knowing there IS "someone else"

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: kissing Samantha Carter

THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: define "weekends"

FAVOURITE SOUNDTRACK: the sound of the Stargate

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?: Damn, that cat stole my shorts again!

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? : No. We are tollans, therefore we are perfect

ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING? : I have never experienced one

PEN OR PENCIL? : neither

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? : We are tollans, therefore we are perfect. Telephones are primitive.

FAVOURITE FOODS: We are tollans... Oh, wait! I like olives

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? : screw them! They're old and inefficient.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME : No.

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? : Neither. (gotta watch the figure)

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS? : croutons

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? : tollan ships drive themselves because they are tollan, therefore they are perfect.

DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? : I sleep with a real one.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE? : a dog so I could get rid of Shoredinger

IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE? : I am tollan, therefore I am perfect, therefore I have no need to be what I am not...

THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY ? They are sometimes cool when the wind temperature is low. I am tollan, therefore I am perfect, therefore I am not affraid of anything.

IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? : I'd like to meet Jack O'Neill... dead... the sooner the better.

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: I don't drink

WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? I am tollan, therefore I am perfect, therefore I do not believe in such primitive superstitions.

DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? : yes

GUYS - WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL? : No. On Tollana it is considered offensive.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: USAF colonel

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: I like my hair as it is

IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE? : I am tollan, therefore I am perfect, therefore... Oh, screw this! I'd pass out if I saw a needle.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? : Love... it's inefficient and rather primitive but I do have a crush on someone

DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: I do not dream of such things

WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? : a picture of Jack O'Neill shreded by darts

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? : The glass is irrelevant

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SNAPPLE? : define snapple

ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? : ambidextrous

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? : on tollana we do not need keyboards

IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE? : one that's slick and perfect

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? : vodoo dolls of Jack O'Neill

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER? : 1

WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? : my dad's ship

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? : Thor's ship. The chicks would fall for me...

FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH: Members of the Tollan Council insulting eachother with subtlety

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: Laira, I feel for you!

OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND?: Samantha Carter