SEX: Male

HOME: This is a hard question, because I was born just outside of Egypt (my parents were on a dig--die hards, I guess), but I'm currently living in Colorado Springs. So, depending on what this question is asking...

HEIGHT:  about 5'10 or 5'11. I don't pay attention to stupid things like that

EYES:  brown

HAIR:  black

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE TV SHOW?  X-files is pretty interesting.  But, I'm going to have to go with 'The Secrets of Egypt'. There was this one episode where they had a reenactment of Egyptian queens bathing... never mind

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?  SGC Logo at the SGC and one with hieroglyphs at home. And do you know what I hate? They messed up a few of the glyphs on my one at home. I've always meant to write and complain about it.

FAVOURITE MAGAZINE: Archeological Discoveries (Bi-monthly magazine)

FAVOURITE SMELL: A newly opened tomb has the nicest smell--a bit dusty and whatnot.

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD:  When Colonel O'Neill ignores me, preferring instead to ogle Major Carter--that really gets annoying.

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Being right, or witnessing Dr. Jackson be wrong--that has yet to happen in my presence, but I'm guessing it'd be better than sex... well, I guess I can't really be sure about that since I've never...

THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS:  I usually stay at the SGC and read over Dr. Jackson's files--you see, I'm hoping to find a mistake so I can prove him wrong.

FAVOURITE SOUNDTRACK: Grease--the original! God, Olivia Newton John is beautiful.

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?: I rememberd that I have to go off-world with SG-1, and more than likely, I'll be ignored--why does everyone ignore me?

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?:  Yes! I hate going through that 'gate! I wish those dumb astrophysicists could figure something out so we didn't have to go through it. What are they paid for anyway? Do they even do anything?

ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING?:  Deadly. Completely deadly. What insane people go on those things?

PEN OR PENCIL?:  Pencil, has to be pencil--what if I made a mistake? Not that that ever happens, mind you!

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?: I usually just let the machine get it, I like to screen my calls in case it's someone I don't like.

FAVOURITE FOODS: That's a hard one, I like Penne Sorrentino, but then there are all sorts of Greek dishes I'm fond of, but then there's.... I just don't know.

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?:  Sure, yeah, I guess. They were your typical over-protective parents.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME:  Most certainly not.

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?: Well, I'm allergic to chocolate, and I don't like vanilla--so, neither.

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS?: If I had to choose one, I'd say croutons, but both have this annoying artificial flavor.

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?: Yes, but I keep hitting things when I try to put my eyedrops in while driving--that's getting annoying.

DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: No, that's absurd and immature! I do have this book I like to hold while I'm falling asleep though.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: I'm allergic to a lot of animal dander, so I don't like pets, but I'd have a fish. I've always wanted some fish... I'd name them Cleo, Hathor, Isis...

IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: A Jerboa... yeah, Jerboa's live in the desert, and they can turn seeds into water, and if I could do that, then that'd make things so much easier when I get lost on missions. That seems to happen a lot. They tell me to go check something out and then when I turn around, they're gone... I wonder if there's a pattern there.

THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY?:  Scary, and VERY dangerous! I was stuck off-world with SG-1 during one once, Major Carter and Colonel O'Neill took one tent, while I was stuck with Daniel and Teal'c... Teal'c--that guy gives me the creeps.

IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?:  Well, that's a very hard question, and it could take a while to answer, I have so many dead idols...

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: I don't drink alcohol, that's very irresponsible.

WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?: Pisces... I'm a sensitive and artistic man.

EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?:  Of course! I eat all my vegetables!

GUYS-WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL?: No, why would I? I'm not like 'Mr. Fabbio-Wanna-Be O'Neill', who'd give up his shirt for Major Carter in a nano-second. He'd love the chance to show off that body of his! Well, if I had no life or brains, I guess I could have a body like that, too!

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?:  I think this job is pretty cool, but I wouldn't mind replacing Daniel.

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: I think my own suits me just fine.

IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?: Tattoos are pointless, why bother defacing your body? Although, I always thought it'd be cool to have an Egyptian prayer tattooed on my arm

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?:  Well, one of the nurses in the infirmary seems to like me, but that's not really love

DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: In front of the Great Pyramids

WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?: I have a mural made for me by the Ambassador of Chad... okay, that's a lie, it's a finger painting my little cousin made me. And I have three walls of pictures of me at the many digs I've been on! They're spread out really far though, so there's not really that many of them

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?: half empty

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SNAPPLE?: Snapple has all sorts of preservatives that are highly unhealthy, and some irritate my eyes.

ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?: ambidextrous

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?:  Of course, what imbecile doesn't? Oh, scratch that, I know what imbecile doesn't--Colonel O'Neill has to look down a lot and never has his hands in the correct position.

IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: Why should I waste my time thinking about such a foolish question? I'm never going to be a gardening tool, so why should I think about it? Fools! All of you are fools!

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?: Books and photo albums

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER?: 5

WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?: I had a moped when I was sixteen... now I have an old volkswagen... does that count?

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: I'd love to have Colonel O'Neill's car!  That has to be what attracts all the women to him, because in my opinion, he's not handsome, he's not intelligent and he's not nice! He pushed me off a small cliff once, and then claimed that I fell! Ha! I think I'd know if I fell or not... Major Carter and Dr. Jackson seemed amused by the whole thing.
And I think I saw a hint of something resembling a smile on Teal'c's face!

FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH: Sports are for wimps and imbeciles. I remember in gym class when they depants me... well, I showed them when I was named Valedictorian, didn't I!?

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: Dr. Jackson is smart... I guess.

OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: Colonel O'Neill. I have a feeling he deletes anything I send to him... I don't think he likes me much. Well, he can just go and ogle Major Carter
for all I care--that's all he does on this base anyway! Although, with my luck, watch him read this and then hunt me down. And if Major Carter reads this, at least she'll be aware of what he's doing--maybe they can resolve it somehow!