NAME:  Simmons, Graham (but older kids called me whimmpy)

SEX:  can't get any.

HOME:  Colorado Springs but I live in base cuz I don't have a life

HEIGHT:  5'11

EYES:  green

HAIR:  brown

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE TV SHOW?  Anything on Discovery

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?  On base-Earth's symbol Home-a picture of Major Carter (if she reads this I'm dead)

FAVOURITE MAGAZINE:  Science Today (What?! No, I'm not boring!!!)

FAVOURITE SMELL:  Major Carter's perfume

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD:  knowing SHE loves him :(

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD:  when SHE came to see me in the infirmary

THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS:  work

FAVOURITE SOUNDTRACK: That Blonde

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?: how I wish I could trade places with Colonel O'Neill for just one day... no, scratch that! Make it permanent.

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?:  no

ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING?:  scarry

PEN OR PENCIL?:  keyboard

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?: two

FAVOURITE FOODS: broccoli (yummy!)

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?:  generally yes, but my mom was kinda controlling

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME:  I was young and stupid and everybody was doing it... I don't want to talk about it!

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?: Vanilla

 CROUTONS OR BACON BITS?: croutons

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?: No

DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: Well... OK, I do! He's name is George the bear and I've had him since I was two.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: cats because SHE loves cats.

IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: her cat

THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY?: scary

IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?:  Einstain (to tell him SHE is smarter than him and can prove him wrong)

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: don't drink anymore

WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?: Virgo

EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?: yes

GUYS-WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL?: I'd give up anything for her

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?:  I have my dream job

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: blonde (with spikes)

IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?: I'd tatoo her name on my arm but I'm affraid of needles

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: Yes, I am right now... and it sucks that she doesn't love me (sobs)

DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: anything as long as she's the bride

WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?: pictures of her

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?: half full

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SNAPPLE?: I have never had Snapple

ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?: righty

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?:  yes

IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: a hose

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?: I'm affraid to look

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER?: 9

WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?: a beetle

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: one of those cool ships Teal'c flies

FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH: sports are a waste of time

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: Colonel O'Neill is the luckiest SOB on this planet... I mean, the galaxy

OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: General Hammond