SEX:  Male...I think. I hope. I could go check...

HOME: Somewhere near the base.

HEIGHT:  5'10

EYES:  Brownish grey. A bit like my name. Gray... Doesn't work as well as 'Bond, James Bond' though, I'll admit that...

HAIR: Dark brown. Note: No hint of grey as of yet.  *cough*ColonelO'Neill*cough*

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE TV SHOW? I don't watch TV  much, but there's this cool sci-fi show on  Showtime... I forget what it's called...

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?  On one side, SGC logo.  On the other side, however... Let's just say when Sam was taken over by Jolinar I got the clips from her stay in the brig and I got a few phot... Wait, this is going out to her, isn't it?

FAVOURITE MAGAZINE:  Star Wars Insider

FAVOURITE SMELL: 'I love the smell of Napalm in the morn...' Oops, quoting films! . . . Where's that line from anyway?

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Having your voice go really slow and deep and totally causes you embarrasment in front of a certain person. Jeez, I hate black-holes that get too close to the Stargate...

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD:  Being happy, I suppose. What, you want me to narrow it down?

THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS:  Fishing. Anyone wanna come with me? Oh, wait, that didn't work for O'Neill, did it?

FAVOURITE SOUNDTRACK: The Star Wars one is cool.  Although soundtracks aren't my thing. Gimme a good Barenaked Ladies CD any day. And no, Colonel O'Neill, it's not what you're thinking.

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?: 'Where am I?' Kidding!

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?:  Why do you think I'm stuck on base when everyone else gets to go through the Stargate?

ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING?:  *Sigh* See above as to how I know I get motion-sickness.

PEN OR PENCIL?:  I like gel pens. So sue me. And no, not the pink ones.

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?: Depends on how far away it is, now doesn't it?

FAVOURITE FOODS: Nothing too fattening. Gotta watch my weight so I can impress the girls on base with my smartly tucked-in shirt.

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: My parents? I don't see them much. I, uh, live around here, not at home anymore.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME: I was young! It was peer pressure! I bet Hammond did the same kinda stuff! I practically know O'Neill did!

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?: Chocolate. Melted over...  **cough** We won't go there. And no, Dr. Jackson, it's not Major Carter!

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS?: What, are you _trying_ to torture me?!

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?: I do, but I can't afford a car. Stupid SGC budget. Just 'cause I don't go through the hoop, it doesn't mean I'm not a really important member of the SGC! It doesn't! . . . Does it?

DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: Nope. Never did. I have a blankie somewhere though . . .

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?:  A cat. And I'd not give him away to some weirdo alien with superior technology either...

IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: I'd... umm... hmmm.... pass.

THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY?:  Very cool. Much better than snowstorms. Damn living in the mountains!

IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?: Elvis . . . I wanna ask him if he's really dead  or not. I have a bet with Technician Davis about it, and if I win, I get to take her out to lunch . . .

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Um . . . Uh . . . I'm driving . . .  Can I get you ladies anything?

WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?: I don't know, but for some reason I get asked that a lot in bars.

EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?:  Now I live away from home, I don't have to eat broccoli at all!!

GUYS-WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL?: Depends on the girl. NO, Jackson, NOT Carter!

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Member of an SG- team. Man, I need to get over this travel-sickness thing. Dr. Jackson used to get travel-sick, right Dr. Jackson? Dr. Jackson? . . . Aw, man, where'd he go?

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: I'd look pretty silly as a blonde, despite what some girls have attempted to do to me.... or is 'dying hair' a euphamism?

IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?: What? Tattoo? I don't have a tattoo! Dr. Fraiser, if you're reading this, don't you dare say anything!"

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?:  Next question...

DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: Or was that the next one... What's that over there! Superman...

WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?: An 'I want to believe' poster, and that one with Jake Lloyd in the desert with a Darth Vader shadow

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?: Depends on the glass, doesn't it? Shut up, maybe I'm a smartass, but it beats actually thinking about these questions!

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SNAPPLE?: Apple. I'm a purist.

ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?: Right-handed, not telling what my political beliefs are...

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?: No, I type using my powers of telekinesis.

IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: I hate yard work. Next question...

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?: Dust, a cardboard cut-out of- No, wait, scratch that: just dust.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER?: 42. Isn't everyone's?

WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?: Don't rub-in my low salary, okay?

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: Aaargh!

FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH: F-1 racing. American sports suck.

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: Dr. Jackson, you're a nice guy, but for the umpteenth time, I'm NOT in love with Major Carter!

OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: Teal'c. Does he even know he has an e-mail address?