SEX:  I am male

HOME:  Chulak, currently residing on Tau'ri, in the city called Colorado Springs

HEIGHT:  I am high indeed.

EYES:  brown

HAIR:  *insert raised eyebrow here*

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE TV SHOW? I do not watch television. It upsets my symbiote
 
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?  Mouse...? *Insert raised eyebrow*

FAVOURITE MAGAZINE:  I do not read magazines

FAVOURITE SMELL:  I do not have a favorite smell. Although Cronos' blood on my hands was a desireble odore.

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: I experience great discomfort  when my symbiote is tortured

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD:  playing with my son

THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS:  I emerge myself in a deep state of kel'no'reem in order to... *Jack shuts him up*

FAVOURITE SOUNDTRACK: *insert raised eyebrow*

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?: I opened my eyes, and meditated on the tasks ahead

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?:  I believe I do not

ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING?: I have never had the chance to experience what you call a "roller coaster", but I belive i have heard Colonel O'Neill saying on several occasions the  interstelar  travel through the Stargate resembled a roller coaster ride.

PEN OR PENCIL?: I prefer the use of pencil

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?: I do not answer phones

FAVOURITE FOODS: I believe my wife's soup

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?:  My father was killed and tortured by Cronos. He is dead, therefore I cannot "get along" with him.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME:  For the Goa'uld, I am a shol'va, a traitor.

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?: I do not consume the substances described as chocolate or vanilla.

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS?: *insert raised eyebrow*

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?: specify the vehicle and the destination

DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: It is not Jaffa custom to sleep. And if doing so, we do not " sleep" with dead animals

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: I do not feel the need for a... pet.

IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: I do not feel the need to be any animal. The state of Jaffa is desireble.

THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY?: I believe they are wet.

IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?: My father

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: I do not consume alcoholic beverages

WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?:Please explain

EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?: I do not eat brocolli.

GUYS-WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL? I believe I would if the situation would deem it necessary.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: I am pleased with my current situation.

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: I do not posses any, therefore I cannot dye it.

IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?: I believe I already posses a tatoo.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?:  I believe I have

DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: *insert raised eyebrow here*

WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?: I do not decorate my walls with useless distractions

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?: I believe I cannot answer correctly until I see the glass in question

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SNAPPLE?Please specify what a Snapple is?

ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?: I use my right hand to write.

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?: Indeed I do

IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: I do not have the desire to be a gardening tool.

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?: I do not posses anything under my bed

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER?: I do not have a favorite number

WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?: I do not posses a car.

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: I do not desire a car

FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH: There was a game the Jaffa used to play on Chulak but the name cannot be translated.

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: Colonel O'Neill believed I might learn more about Tau'ri culture by completing this questionaire. I believe he has failed in his attempt

OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: I do not know. But I presume General Hammond