NAME: Teal'c (also known as Shol'va)

SEX: on rare ocasions

HOME: Earth (originally from Chulak)

HEIGHT: 6"3

EYES: brown

HAIR: none

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE TV SHOW? Daniel Jackson has made me addicted to the x Files. I believe Agent Dana Scully to be the most beautiful Tau'ri woman I have ever seen. And, just for the record, I think Mulder and Scully should have gotten it on a long time ago.

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? a smily face

FAVOURITE MAGAZINE: Ten signs you're an alien (They are soooooo wrong)

FAVOURITE SMELL: goauld ashes

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: knowing Apophis is still not dead

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD:  knowing Apophis is dead

THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: watch The X Files, learn to play hockey

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?:  Sarma e lak'na shol tack! (I do not wish to translate this) I will be late!

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? : no

ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING? : I am yet to ride one

PEN OR PENCIL? : pencil

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? : one

FAVOURITE FOODS: O'Neill has introduced me to a treat called Pizza Fiorentina

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? : I did

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME : I am number one on the System Lord's Most Wanted List... technically, no I haven't been convicted.

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? : Chocolate

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS? : Bacon.

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? : I do not posses this capability but O'Neill insists I am driving him crazy.

DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? : Ummmmm.... no comment.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE? : something that eats snakes.

IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE? : ditto

THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY ?: Cool.

IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? : My father

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: beer

WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? : DanielJackson insist on calling me a "Virgo" although I can assure you I AM NOT!

EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? : They are most nutritious

GUYS-WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL? : Yes

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Dana Scully's underwear.

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: I do not posses any hair but I find red hair atractive

IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE? : I already have a tatoo

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? : Yes

DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: I have already had it.

WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? : An autographed Gillian Anderson poster SG-1 got me for my 100th birthday.

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? : I do not understand

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SNAPPLE? : Huh?!

ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? : righty but I can kill with both hands.

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? : I have learned the proper way from Major Carter

IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE? : I believe I would be a pick

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? : I do not wish to reveal

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER? : 23

WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? : a Jaffa glider

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? : Ferrari

FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH:  I do not understand hockey but I enjoy watching O'Neill and Major Carter watching it.

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: Doctor Frasier, you are a most proficient doctor.

OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT:  Apophis