NAME:  My name is Teal'c

SEX:  I am male

HOME: Earth

HEIGHT:  I am tall. You would not understand the Jaffa measuring system.

EYES:  I have two

HAIR: I do not have hair

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE TV SHOW? I have no favourite. I watch the Simpsons. I do not have a choice, O'Neill watches it

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?  What is a mouse pad?

FAVOURITE MAGAZINE:  I do not read magazines

FAVOURITE SMELL: The smell of fear from Chronos as I avenged my fathers death

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: My people referring to me as Shol'va

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Avenging my fathers death

THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS:  Meditate, learn about Tauri customs. I also try to avoid fishing with O'Neill

FAVOURITE SOUNDTRACK: What is a soundtrack?

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?: I do not recall what I thought of when I woke up

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?: I am a warrior. Warriors do not get motion sickness, to do so would be a sign of weakness

ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING?:  If rollercoasters are deadly, why do you feel the need to ride them? Does that not seem dangerous?

PEN OR PENCIL?:  For what purpose?

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?: I do not have a phone, unless General Hammond insists, and when it rang O'Neill answered it.  I did not count the rings. It did not seem important

FAVOURITE FOODS: I do not have a favourite food

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: I did.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME: I have been on trial on Cartago, I have never been convicted.

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?: To what do you refer?

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS?: What are 'croutons'?

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?: I do not drive. The Tauri world is too dangerous. I have heard O'Neill refer to road rage. I do not want to catch road rage.

DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: I do not. I do not see the need to share my sleeping quarters with a dead animal.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?:  I am not allowed to have a pet. Therefore I cannot answer this question. It would be pointless

IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: Some people have described me as a snake.

THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY?:  I find thunderstorms interesting

IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?: I would like to meet Tanith. He would be alive, by the time I have finished with him, he would be dead

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: I do not drink alcohol

WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?: explain 'zodiac'

EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?:  Are they not food?

GUYS-WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL?: I would be intrigued as to the reason why the girl had no shirt

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: I do not require another job. I already have a job

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: I do not see the need to dye my hair. I have no hair, therefore it would be impossible

IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?: I already have a tattoo. It is on my forehead and it is pure molten gold

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?:  I have

DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: I did not have a dream wedding, I did infact have a real wedding

WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?: paint

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?: Are they not the same?

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SNAPPLE?: I do not know what snapple is

ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?: I am a warrior. I am trained to use both hands

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?: I do. I also use the left keys

IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: I do not garden, therefore I do not have tools to which you refer to, to compare myself with.

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?: The floor

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER?: number one

WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?: I did not have a first car. I was trained to fly gliders.

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?: I do not have a dream car

FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH: two great warriors fighting

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU?: I do not know who sent this to me. I do not understand this thing you refer to as email

OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: I do not know