SEX: Presumed male

HOME: A galaxy you've probably never heard of....

HEIGHT: 4' 5". I'm quite tall for my species, as I'm sure you'll have noticed.

EYES: Very big and black

HAIR: My species has no hair

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE TV SHOW? I am partial to the Earth show 'The X Files'. Sometimes they get it so wrong.....

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Mouse Pad? I have several stones which may  be of use....

FAVOURITE MAGAZINE: I am particularly fond of UFO magazines. It saves us having to image our own ships.

FAVOURITE SMELL: I find planetary flora quite pleasing.

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Blowing up the O'Neill. Or perhaps being contacted by a strange Tok'ra who desires to drive my ship.....

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: When Jack O'Neill comes to visit.  Oh...saving my homeworld from the Replicators was rather fun too.

THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Fight for existence, protect planet's, watch the Goa'uld fall for large bluffing.
 

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?: "How shall I be cute and benevolent today?"

DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? : My transporters compensate for any discomfort

ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING? : What is a roller coaster?

PEN OR PENCIL? : My hands are not designed for such utensils

HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? : Phone? Why call when you can just beam them up?

FAVOURITE FOODS: I like the yellow ones

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? : Um, I assume you are not well versed in Asgard reproduction?

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME : I have not

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? : Neither are suited to my tastes.

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS? : Excuse me?

DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? : Yes, I have a Very Big Spaceship for that purpose.

DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? : Has this to do with Taxidermy?

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE? : A dragon! What do you mean, they are mythical....?

IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE? : Some thing small and considered 'cute'. Oh, wait.....

THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY ?: Cool, when seen from above

IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? : The Tau'ri singer Will Smith. Roswell *Crap*?

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: I do no drink alcohol

WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? : What is the Zodiac?

EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? : What is this?

GUYS-WOULD YOU GIVE UP YOUR SHIRT FOR A GIRL? : I do not wear a..shirt.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: I'm Commander of the Asgard Fleet! There's a better job?

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: I believe I have already mentioned my lack thereof

IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE? : I would not. The tattoos I have seen on Jaffa look rather painful....

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? : Yes

DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: I am unfamiliar with this custom

WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? : Runic inscriptions, the occasional Replicator.

IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? : Are they not one and the same?

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SNAPPLE? : Sna-pple? What is this?

ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? : I have full use of both arms

DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? : Type?

IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE? : A lawn- mower. I am unsure as to why.

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? : Nothing. I do not sleep in a bed. My pod is zero-gravity.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER? : How do numbers contribute to enjoyment?

WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? : I learned to 'drive' a Valkyrie?

WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? : the Beliskner <sob>

FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH: O'Neill has attempted to explain hockey... I prefer the Asgard sport of Xenvtar.

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU:  Thank you, O'Neill, you are very kind to include me in your survey for 'Earth's Most Beloved Aliens'. I would, however, like to inquire what the word 'sucker' means?

OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT: The Asgard High Council.