Joxer Quotes

Season 1

Callisto- " Now listen, I'm fierce and I  have a lust for blood. As a matter of fact, if a couple of days go by and I haven't shed some blood I get very depressed. Blood and me go together like a horse and a chariot. I once bathed in a tub blood. My nickname is bloody Joxer."


Season 2

Girls just wanna have fun- "yeah, I play the lyre. Don't advertise it all over town. I have a reputation to maintain."

The bell Tones- " I think your jealous. I mean, I can understand that. You want to be the hero so bad you can't stand the thought of me saving the day. Gabrielle, there's nothing wrong with being a sidekick"

" Joxer the mighty, he roams throught the countryside. He never needs a place to hide with gabby as his sidekick, fighting with her little stick, righting wrongs and singing songs, being mighty all day long, he's Joxer, Joxer the mighty".

Season 3

Been there done that- " Wait a minute, what if, like none of this is really happening and we're inside someone else's head and they're just making us up"