Conversations

Autolycus: " Okay, I'm a thief. Hey, there's news. Meanwhile we've got a murderer among us, remember? "

Gabrielle: " I hate to say this, Autolycus, but people have killed for less than diamonds."

Autolycus: " C'mon, Gabrielle, you know my rap sheet. You recall seeing ruthless murderer anywhere on it? "

Joxer: " Hmm.. King of Thieves... Escape artist extraordinaire... Master of disguise."
Autolycus: " Quiet! "
Joxer: " I'm willing to bet anything that mustache is phony. "


Joxer: " So you're saying it was Cyrene in the bedroom with a kitchen knife. "
Autolycus: " No. "
Joxer: " In the kitchen with the bedroom knife? "

Joxer: " Aaaauuuggggghhhh!! "
Gabrielle: " Joxer..(smacks him) "
Joxer: " But the foot. What are you trying to do, scare the kid?... What is it, honey? "
Alesia: " It's only a story, Joxer. "