The Adventure Begins
Poshki is a man of little stature. Compared to the church bear, he doesnt quite "measure up" to him. In order to provide you with a more accurate representation of him, we sent military reconassance teams out to infiltrate their society and acquire information on Poshki. This is what we have recieved so far. Poshki lives in a land dwelling within the Pope's royal forest. The church bear was protecting their colony that lives in Crumpet Caves, where all the British people get their crumpets for their tea time every day. Whenever the people of Britain are ready for tea time, they go to Crumpet Cave and try to get some crumpets. In order for them to get some, they have to catch a Crumpo, which is what Poshki is, and they have to "boot 'em in da bum." Then the poor little Crumpos have to give them 5 crumpets. The British people then go to Tea Leaf Lake to gather their daily supply of tea.
Getting back to the topic at hand, church bear was just about to meet his oldest friend in the whole world. When he saw them running around trying to hide from the British, he was enraged and could think of nothing but scaring off the british people to save his friends from being booted. The British people saw him coming and dropped everything and ran. This was the day that no British person had crumpets for tea time.
The church bear started walking over to his best friend in the world. Poshki ran to meet him in the middle of the field in which they were. They both tripped and the church bear accidently squished Poshki. In his dying words he said,"YOU BASTARD!!!! Now you'll have to go the long way around the hidden forest to get to your leader!! ACK!!" and with that last word/onomotopia, Poshki unfortunatly died. The church bear never found out the secret word that would let him get through the hidden forest safely and quickly.
Oh well. its not like he couldnt take on anything that would come across him right? i mean he did take out that shopping cart boy in the next chapter I MEAN!!! ACHOOO! you didnt hear that did you? GOOD!! So what a way to start his very own adventure right? I mean the guy literally had a "crushing" affect on the poor little Crumpo! What a Bastard!!! PLEASE DONT EAT ME!!! ok ok ok! Grouchy mofo!
So as he was planning out his next part of his upcoming adventure (CHAPTER THREE!!!) he first had to cross the evil TEA LEAF LAKE!!! DUM DUM DUMMMMM!!!! what mysteries lay ahead of the Church Bear? What evils sleep within the dark depths of the tea leaf lake? And who the hell is gonna clean up this mess!! ugh!! there's blood and....and....crumpet crumbs all over the storyline!! hehehehe made that one up myself! anyways, LOG IN NEXT TIME TO FIGURE OUT!!!
