You might be a band GEEK...........
When you hear music and you start marking time.
When you walk behind someone and you're in step with them.
When you try to guess the tempo of your favorite song.
When all you're friends are in the band.
When you dont mind chanching clothes on the bus.
When you point out key changes and dynamics while listening to the radio.
When every guy/girl you're interested in is in band.
When you like wearing your uniform.
When people ask you about your social life and you say, "Oh, you mean my trombone."
When you consider your drill book and neck strap a fasion acceesory.
When you practice your instrument more than you talk to your family.
When being mauled by a drum is a normal part of life.
When people worry when they see you without your instrument.
When "ARMED GUARD," means a girl with a pole instead of a guy with a gun.
When band camp is fun.
When someone says the word "box" and you automatically put your head up.
When you remember flats and sharps more easily than your name.
When you dress the lunch line, and urge others to do the same.
When you're alone and you suffocate because there's no one to tell you to breathe.
When slides feel normal.
When your instrument has a name.
When you remember your instrument's birthday and you forget your mom's.
When making a line is your biggest accomplishment of the day.
When back marching no longer reminds you of ballet.
When you give you instrument a birthday party.
When you can make brown shoe look white.
When your uniform fits.
When white feathers become a fasion "do".
When you see your section more than you see your family.
When everyone wants to kill the other football tem and you want to kill the other band.
When you think evening practices should last a half-hour longer.
When you accidentally call your band director "Dad".
When you can sight read.
When you can put on your uniform in less than 5 minutes.
When reeds taste good.
When marking time is your favorite form of exersise.
When you have a neck srap/harness tan line.
When you subconsciously start practicing with a pencil.
When you roll-step through the cafeteria so you don't spill your lunch.
When you'd rather practice than read this list.
When letters past G aren't important.
When you get the jokes on this list.
