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| There were so many fewer questions when stars were still just the holes to heaven ~Jack Johnson Stars lyrics |
| hey let's drink from the cup share some luck go ahead and laugh cause it don't cost much ~Dispatch Two Coins lyrics |
| "See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction."—Our President! ! Milwaukee, Wis., Oct. 3, 2003 Courtesy of bushisms.com |
| "I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then when somebody comes up act like they just woke up and go, 'What was THAT?!'" Find more awesome Jack Handey quotes at http://www.quoteworld.org |
| "When this girl at the museum asked me who I liked better, Monet or Manet, I said, 'I like mayonnaise.' She just stared at me, so I said it again, louder. Then she left. I guess she went to try to find some mayonnaise for me." -- Jack Handey |
| "I don't think I'm ever more 'aware' than I am right after I hit my thumb with a hammer." -- Jack Handey |
| "I bet a funny thing about driving a car off a cliff is, while you're in midair, you still hit those brakes! Hey, better try the emergency brake!" -- Jack Handey |
| "If you're robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it's okay to laugh, and to let the hostages laugh too, because come on, life is funny." -- Jack Handey |
| "If I ever become a mummy, I'm going to have it so when somebody opens my lid, a boxing glove on a spring shoots out." -- Jack Handey |
| "Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself. Mankind. Basically, it's made up of two separate words---'mank' and 'ind'. What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind." -- Jack Handey |
| "If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and flailing your arms around and begging for mercy, then yes, Mister Brave Man, I guess I am a coward." -- Jack Handey |
| "One day one of my little nephews came up to me and asked me if the equator was a real line that went around the Earth, or just an imaginary one. I had to laugh. Laugh and laugh. Because I didn't know, and I thought that maybe by laughing he would forget what he asked me." -- Jack Handey |
| "Instead of having 'answers' on a math test, they should just call them 'impressions,' and if you got a different 'impression,' so what, can't we all be friends?" -- Jack Handey |
| "I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We called him Uncle Cave Man because he lived in a cave and because sometimes he'd eat one of us. Later on we found out he was a bear." -- Jack Handey |
| f"Love is not something that you can put chains on and throw into a lake. That's called Houdini. Love is liking someone a lot." -- Jack Handey |
| "It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man." -- Jack Handey |
| "It makes me mad when people say I turned and ran like a scared rabbit. Maybe it was like an angry rabbit, who was going to fight in another fight, away from the first fight." -- Jack Handey Find more awesome Jack Handey quotes at http://www.quoteworld.org |
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