"SEXUAL"
Nick... He gets all the words that have "sex" in them in songs, and we thought that was pretty funny. So, we call him "Sexual Nick". And you should know we won't be teasing him about being so-called "fat". We don't think he really is. Maybe he could go to the gym with Kevin and Howie every once in a while, but we think he's a cutie, just the way he is. Thankyouverymuch. Nick's the "puppy". He's all cute and eager and dim-witted like one. And besides, we couldn't think of anything else he's like...