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Poodle Hat Pictures (Under Construction) A collection of my pictures from the Poodle Hat Tour! Bad Pictures A photo album chock-full of pictures that are unintentionally horrible (and horribly funny). The Trade Page Down at the moment...I'm working on it. I have a lot of stuff. Please be patient! Pictures! A bunch of pictures of famous (and quasi-famous and just plain cool) people with me! AlCon Pictures! Pictures from AlCon III and other stuff as well. AlCon Story! My take on AlCon III, from start to finish. Concerts! The concerts I've been to, and the stories that accompany them. UPDATED 02/20/04 Updates! Have I updated recently? How would you know? Find out here! The Grand List A list compiling how many times Al has sung each particular song live in concert. The Dreams A compilation of all the Al/Bermuda/Steve/Jim/Rubén dreams I've ever had. Lose Weight Fast with Al! Wanna lose weight, feel great, and not pay Jenny Craig a dime? Look here! The Chicken My peculiar parody of a Poe poem. The Play The play I wrote with a pal, inspired by Al. About Me All about me. Frightening, isn't it? FAFQ Frequently Asked FrivALity Questions Links What, you wanna leave already? Okay, here's some links to follow. Enjoy!

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Yahoo sometimes forgets how to count. <-------

Officially ordained 10/23/00!

Al (circa Bad Hair Day) is on Yahoo's Web-Celeb! (The Weird Al Show is NOT on the air anymore...Yahoo needs to update.) It also boasts a link to the now-defunct Bermuda Files (pre weirdal.com) and some pics of Al on the set of the Weird Al Show. Enjoy!

DISCLAIMER: Anything on this page is a product of my own twisted and distorted little mind- except what I've quoted, borrowed, subconsciously stolen, bent, folded, spindled, or mutilated.

This page was last mucked about with on: March 1, 2004

people have melted their minds on this page.