I have a friend who is afraid of Barak Obama. She thought that he is a Muslim and every other thing Fix News threw out. I kept telling her that, while I won't be voting for the guy, he ain't no Muslim and Obama being elected will just bring us more of the crap we've had for years...

Don't believe me? Check out Corporate America Hearts Obama. SSDB - Same Shit Different Brother.

And if you give me that - he's better than Bush shit, I'll non-violently punch you in the throat you "low-expectation-having-mother-fucker."

I'm willing to take one for the team. I don't know how else to say it, but I will. Helen Thomas is a million & six years old and we need to keep her alive. If that means she needs a man to take care of her needs, I will step up and do the job - AS AN AMERICAN, GODDAMMIT!

I wish I could embed this, but there is a transcript at the link.

I am a true patriot.

Wait...how about a threesome...me, Helen Thomas & Dana Perino...Oh Lord Have Mercy!

Pretty funny.