I love a girl – it fills her with dred.
She thinks I love another girl instead.
Yeah she says – that I can’t love her
And her Big Balloon Head.
She says it grows – whenever she cries.
But I ain’t seen it influence tides.
There’s just that smile that makes me shiver
And those pretty green eyes.
She blames her genes – for the size of her dome
But I just can’t leave her alone
Cuz there ain’t no sound just after midnight
Like my sweet baby’s moan.
I’m not one – to bitch and complain
I’m true but she thinks I play games.
Lovin that girl – I swear to god,
Is gonna drive me insane.
Won’t catch me – all cherry red
With some funky cat house retread.
I just wanna rock and roll my baby
And her Big Balloon Head.
No more flapjackin – don’t even flirt
I don’t want to see her get hurt.
We’re gonna spend - our days lovin
And sippin on yummy dirt.
Thought I was doomed – to a cold, empty bed
But found this crazy chick instead.
Now what would I do – with out that sweet thing
And her Big Balloon Head.