A lot of young kids know a lot about sex,
but they're all mixed up, think it's not complex.
Babies havin babies and people getting AIDS.
Dying when they're trying to go out and get laid.
I got an idea, how to teach them while they're young.
Change their toys so they can learn and have fun.
You religious types I'm telling you direct,
we're gonna make their dolls anatomically correct.
There's Big Bush Barbie and Faggot-Ass Ken,
with a great big penis and a ton of foreskin.
GI Joe got herpes in the war.
Has veneral warts from a Bankok whore.
After Big Bush Barbie, more will surely follow,
like the doll who's frigid and her sister that swallows.
And I'll be rich cause I am the creator
of the Steve doll Premature Ejaculator.
Crabs sold seperately, batteries not included
for Faggot-Ass Ken's Chocolate Anal Intruder.
Big Bush Barbie comes with birth control shown:
Three condoms, one sponge, and a contraceptive foam.
And a contraceptive foam.
A lot of young kids know a lot about sex,
but they're all mixed up, think it's not complex.
Babies havin babies and people getting AIDS.
Dying when they're trying to go out and get laid.
There's Big Bush Barbie and Faggot-Ass Ken,
with a great big penis and a ton of foreskin.
GI Joe got herpes in the war.
Has veneral warts from a Bankok whore.
Crabs sold seperately, batteries not included
for Faggot-Ass Ken's Chocolate Anal Intruder.
Big Bush Barbie comes with birth control shown:
Three condoms, one sponge, and a contraceptive foam.
And a contraceptive foam...three condoms.
© 1993 Smegma Records