There's construction on my road not taken
Toolin' around in my emotional Gremlin.
Baby, it took a while - but I finally smelt it
I could tell by the stink - it was you who dealt it.
Thought you're the girl of my dreams but there's always a hitch,
Turns out you're the man - and I was nuthin' but your bitch.
Writin checks with your mouth that your ass cannot cash,
Honey, that account's been overdrawn since the week before last.
I'm supposed to play cool - when you play hard to get,
Been waitin for that to work, but it sho'nuff hasn't yet.
Fresh out of metaphors - can't find my similies,
So if you'da just asked me nice, I would have said "yes, please".
There's construction on my road not taken.

It's not in the name of science I drink my gin from a beaker,
A thousand mililiters makes life a lot less bleaker.
When all's you got is lemons - make rum and lemonade,
And just for one night we don't have to be afraid.
Sometimes I hit it off the end - but yet it still bloops in,
With my body for business and my mind for sin.
Honey, around this barn we don't harvest no guilt.
If I'm buyin the cow, I ain't payin for no milk.
Don't take confusion for anger - silence for fear,
And stop talkin that jive - we don't speak that in here.
Got nuthin good to say - so don't say nuthin at all
I knew a long time ago - not to wait up for that call.
There's construction on my road not taken.

I've been accused of having just one thing on my mind.
Well, I'm guilty as charged - someone spank my behind.
Call me a cab - or call me late for dinner,
But don't start no preachin - or call me a sinner.
Cause I'm not speaking to God and God's not speaking to me.
So add the right liquid and I'll make my own gravy.
Stirred not shaken - Whitee makes for good eatin,
A red hot manwich with just the right seasoning.
But I'm not just talkin - about the dirty deed.
I'm thinkin a mail-order bride is just about what I need.
Those Pacific Rim girls - well they love you long time.
But those Ukraine chicks - they are workers devine.
And there's construction on my road not taken.

I'm lookin for a feminist who digs amateur porn
Has an itch she's been scratchin since the day she was born.
We'd take a trip - to the start and beyond.
Yeah, I'd put solar panels on her Hitatchi wand.
I've seen her online - read about her in Bust,
I keep chaising her around, but all I eat is her dust.
I know that she's out there - oh no, I'm not mistaken,
Gonna get me through that construction on my road not taken.
Yeah there's a detour somewhere - somewhere that's not forsaken,
Gonna get through that construction on my road not taken.

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