Get your own Free Home PageA crazy white boy with a VCR
Ho & her pimp take 'im in their car.
Drunk ass bastard missin' verbal cues
She's giving him the Down Home Blues.
Little girl's become a big cock tease
Droppin' hip names like Leroy & Cheese.
Be a tough guy- don't let 'em see you flinch,
Someone told me Chuck Nesbit's a Dick.
Bueno Arbusto is your opening line,
just tryin to show a girl a real good time.
Tools of Injustice on the radio,
another day ruined by nuclear snow.
Matress boy takin another one on the chin
Everyone says that's when the fun begins.
Whipped cream war- kidney punch from Stitch.
Someone let it spill, Chuck Nesbit's a Dick.
Unrequited love is the soup de jour,
I'm sorry I can't be what you want anymore.
A.Y. Hart's on the slide guitar
Traded for hash with bootleg Gwar
I'm tryin too hard to keep up this veneer,
Ghetto Onion Girl who thinks I'm queer.
Menthol Colt really does the trick,
when you find out Chuck Nesbit's a dick.
Snap with the Bulgarian Yogurt Queen
Chico OD'ed on Afro Sheen.
Broken hearts is trump and your sister's a hoot,
Sucking on Candy to Rusted Root.
Just tryin to get by with a nip and a tuck,
You're so damn fly that I think you suck.
I don't think he's gay or a greasy old spic,
the only thing I know is Chuck Nesbit's a Dick.
Kicked my doctor to the curb, I'll miss her bad frog
Sache-ing through life in a sandpaper fog.
Never saw London, never saw France;
Spray-painted streets in the name of romance.
Shawn and big shoes, it's just recreation.
Feet and Margoritas, it's just masturbation.
The locks on Fort Knox you don't have to pick.
Sure as I'm breathing Chuck Nesbit's a Dick.
Mad scientist makes banana cream douche,
a one-faced-bitch but she's got nice bush.
Busted hip retired granny's hoola-hoop,
but she's still snorkle deep in Lesbian Soup.
Jack Doyle thinks that he's Steve McQueen,
Just like Kermit said, It ain't easy being Green
Glass head guy and heart attack Rick,
won't come around cause Chuck Nesbit's a Dick.
Called me buddy so I put her down,
Can take the hint- she don't want me around.
Gymnasts showin' off pubic hair
and cousin Ed's welding me a rockin' chair.
Hi Jacked dildo causes open sores
and get the runs from Jackoff Jamboree S'mores
Cheddar melts smooth, and K-Boy won't lick...
Whitee is fly and Chuck Nesbit's a Dick.
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