Get your own Free Home PageI'm a man with a problem and I don't have a clue.
Tell me has this ever happened to you?
I met this girl, let's say her name is Suzie.
When I think about her, I get all sick and woozy.
But she doesn't love me, Suzie's just a friend.
I'll never, ever have her, I'm in love with a lesbian.
My lesbian lover, she's got lovely feature.
My lesbian lover, don't look like gym teacher.
Now I'm as frustrated than a man can be
because my lesbian lover gets more honey than me.
She's so smart, she's funny and witty,
with a fine 'ol booty and some big-ass titties.
She's the one for me, the girl is really smokin.
I ain't got a shot, I'm in love with a lesbian.
My lesbian lover, thinks I'm intellectual.
My lesbian lover, I wish she was bisexual.
Now I'm as frustrated as a man can be,
cause my lesbian lover gets more Jenny than me.
When I think about Suzie with another woman,
kissin and a-squeezin, rubbin and a-tonguin.
My eyes get misty and I think I'm in heaven.
But you're really in hell if you're in love with a lesbian.
My lesbian lover, we got a lot in common.
My lesbian lover, we like big hooters on 'em.
I'm so frustrated I think I'm gonna scream,
cause my lesbian lover gets more chocha than me.
My lesbian lover, I want her good stuff.
My lesbian lover, needs a woman to get off.
My lesbian lover, gonna lose my cool.
My lesbian lover, needs a snap-on-tool.
My lesbian lover...She's my lesbian lover...
You better run for cover...From my lesbian lover...
© 1993 Smegma Records
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