GOOD PAIR OF SLACKS

No more '90's- time to alieviate
the inequality of standards for the fashion plate.
Gotta be fine for the ladies- cause I'm the boss.
Whitee's a steak, Hai Karate's my sauce.
Don't need a tailor, it's strictly off the rack.
Don't fuck with me, I'm wearin my good pair of slacks.

They're not pants y'all, I said slacks.
When the ladies touch the poly gonna give 'em heart attacks.
You can keep your tan suit of leisure,
when I'm struttin in my slacks, you know I'm gonna please ya.

Before I bought mine I checked the labels.
It's tougher than shopping for Garanimals.
It took work to create this ensemble.
Sick pantalones are the way to make you tumble.
Slacks will accentuate your blazer;
Add a white belt, you're sharp as a razor.

They're not pants y'all, I said slacks.
When the ladies touch the poly gonna give 'em heart attacks.
You can keep your tan suit of leisure,
when I'm struttin in my slacks, you know I'm gonna please ya.

If it's Big Yanks, Toughskins or Wranglers;
Mother fucker, know that I'm one tough customer.
Punks, I ain't wearin no dungarees.
I'm the cat's pajamas, I'm the bees' knees.
You're lucky, most days I'd break your back,
But I can't cause I'm wearing my good pair of slacks.
Keep on truckin, now.

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