LESBIAN SOUP

Mothers hide your daughters if you want grand-children.
Cause I'll turn them into lezzies like I was Rumplestilskin.
Spinning hay into gold, the story will unfold,
how I pushed them out the closet into a life of chicks with soul.
Have I been scooped, or duped, my woman flew the coop.
Once again I'm swimmin' in Lesbian Soup.
Yeah it's thick like milk with the cream on the top.
So use a spoon to make sure that you get every drop.

It's just me and the ladies in the hot tub.
Cause I'm an honorary member of the Girl's Club.
Whitee, K.D. Lang and Suzie Chapstick;
I sit, drinkin while they enjoy love sapphic.
Well gadzooks, I'm spooked, wearin nothin but a touque.
Matzoah ball in a vat of Lesbian Soup.
Just my luck I bring a fork cause it's chunky on the top
but I need a spoon so that I can get every drop.

They say Whitee in the hand is worth two in the bush
I'm not lookin for a comrade- "I'm just lookin for some tush"
You say you like me for a friend- you want the same as me;
music, sports, beer and someone who sits to pee.
So tell the troops, I'm pooped and left outta the loop,
a man just can't live on Lesbian Soup.
If I'da straw I'd sip it like it was juice or pop,
but I'm stuck with this spoon so I can get every drop.

It's not the alixar for whatever ails ya.
It eats you raw then spits out your genetalia.
Nourishment for humans with out dicks.
Lesbian Soup- official food of Gay Olympics.
It's not goop, fruit loops or a major food group,
It's a bittersweet treat called Lesbian Soup.
The residue juices from a gang she-bop,
So lick my spoon to make sure that you get every drop.
© 1998 Smegma Records

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