Get your own Free Home PageStumpy was one of your average, white trash bitches.
Her pimp looked like a strung-out, pasty, white, Lloyd Bridges.
Turning tricks all night, to keep her lips on the pipe.
Stumpy walked Lake Ave in cheap-ass British Knights.
Her coochie's so big you could drive in John Deere.
I don't know myself, that's just what I hear.
One time Stumpy sucked on a blind guy's log
then for an extra ten bucks she the jerked off his dog.
She'd do anything for a fist full of dough,
this is the tale of Stumpy the Ho.
It was cold and rainy on that fateful night.
Stumpy looked so dang skanky, she'd give Elvira fright.
Business was awful, her only John had palsy,
but she thought that this guy was more than ballsy.
Palsy John gave her fifty for a golden shower,
with a twenty dollar tip, cause it tasted real sour.
She finished him off with a big juicy fart.
He's marry this woman if she wasn't a tart.
After the trick she went up to pasty Lloyd,
gave him a twenty- hid the rest near her 'roid.
The last fuckin bitch who was a reluctant giver
to Lloyd, they found her floatin face down in the river.
She'd do anything for a fist full of dough,
this is the tale of Stumpy the Ho.
Lloyd knew that Stumpy had made fifty bucks
because he is the man who sets up her fucks.
He backhanded the ho, knocked her down with his cane.
Stuck his boot in her face as she screamed out in pain.
Lloyd beat up his bitch until she passed out.
He'd teach her a lesson, that his girls don't hold out.
He thought about sticking some glass in her beaver,
but instead chopped off her leg with a cleaver.
He threw the dick smoker n the back of his trunk.
Drove her to the hospital and dumped her like a punk.
Left her there bleeding from a big open wound,
and went back to Lake Ave, to check on his poon.
She'd do anything for a fist full of dough,
this is the tale of Stumpy the Ho.
The doctor said Stumpy was pretty near death,
as he almost passed out from Palsy John on her breath.
He sewed up her knee to save the poor whore
and gave her a prescription for her vaginal sores.
Stumpy laid in bed, awash with great pain.
Because she starte to withdraw from that crack cocaine.
She yearned and she craved to get high as a kite.
So she wrapped up her nub and snuck off in the night.
She'd do anything for a fist full of dough,
this is the tale of Stumpy the Ho.
Back to Lake Ave as fast as her crutches
could carry poor Stumpy to her narcotic precious.
She had no money to purchase a rock.
But she could make twenty bucks if she sucked some guy's cock.
She stood on the corner but no cars would pause.
Probably scared of the pus-covered gause.
And every time Stumpy would try waving them down,
she'd lose her balance and fall to the ground.
Stumpy stood there for days - her motions herky-jerky.
Feeling the pain fo quitting cold turkey.
A week went by, no more drug cravings.
Couldn't earn a dime and had no life savings.
She'd do anything for a fist full of dough,
this is the tale of Stumpy the Ho.
If she didn't want crack, why was she still on the street
trying to give head to every scumbag she'd meet?
Then it hit Stumpy, that she's not a drug freak.
That's not the reason all those strangers go greek.
She found her true calling, to fuck and to blow.
Now she was pround to be called, Stumpy the Ho.
"I love turning tricks." That's what she said.
"I like getting busy and making some bread."
If you're feeling kinky, in need of release.
Then go get some condoms to protect from disease.
For just fifty bucks you can get in her snatch.
And for just twenty more she'll put her stump in your ass.
Don't knock it til you've tried it, it makes your dick tall.
It's better than jerkin off or using a sex doll.
You think that I'm lyin, makin it all up.
Listen to me and I'll tell you what's up.
Cruise down to Lake Ave, you know where to go.
Look for the woman called Stumpy...Stumpy the Ho.
She'd do anything for a fist full of dough.
That was the tale of Stumpy the Ho.
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