TIP OF THE DAY DON'T Scratch your head with a knife

TIP OF THE DAY DON'T Scratch your head with a cheese grater

TIP OF THE DAY DO Eat lots of pies

TIP OF THE DAY DON'T Spontaneously combust

TIP OF THE DAY MAYBE Go to Sams site

TIP OF THE DAY DON'T Take my graphics!

TIP OF THE DAY ALWAYS Visit my website everyday

TIP OF THE DAY DO Sing and be merry

TIP OF THE DAY ALWAYS Drink up your Mum and Dads supply of alcohol (tee hee hee)