Someone in the Smiley household seems to think Ares is a cutie. This really isn't much of a surprise, now is it?
I wonder. . . who could it be?
It's Mommy!!
But what is it that the momma sees in him?
It could be because he is so confident.
Is it his smile?
Or possibly because he's so serious and NASTY.
Maybe it's all those funny faces he makes.
Well, in any case, Ares just wants to be mommy's king,
and you don't want to disappoint the god of war, now do you?
Oh dear, mother, be forewarned: Sources have informed us that Ares' interests have strayed afar...
We are going to have to deal with that Xena Warrior Wench, the little lady seems very close to your puppy dog. . . too close.
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