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| Welcome to CRAP! Magazine! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Introducing: Christopher Hopkins | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Christopher Hopkins was born in December 1977 making him an impressive but ancient 23.5 years old. This is his life (so far) in pictures. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Chris Facts! Born : 6th December 1977 Weighs : Don't know he refused to stand on the scale Hair : Short Brown but gets curly if uncut for a long time Eyes : Two both blue Style : Hard to describe Chris is very much an individual Likes : Cult TV Programmes such as the A Team, Doctor Who and Dangermouse. |
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| Chris is seen here reading up on the MUST HAVE book of the season "Jack and the Beanstalk". He used his reading skills in order to impress the ladies of his nursery class and was at first successful. In the second of these exclusive shots of the young Chris at home, we can see him modelling THE hot fashions of the season : an original Bagpuss T Shirt (even then Chris was ahead of the crowd), blue shorts, knobbly knees and gorgeous red slippers. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| However, the young cute Chris suddenly changed into Chris the teenager. Once the dreaded puberty struck, Chris turned from a happy docile young toddler into the worst thing he coud ever become : a hair metal fan! As this exclusive shot of Chris aged 13 shows, along with a love of hair metal came a love of paisley pyjamas and tennis racket air guitar. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Chris' early obsession with hair metal lead him to learn to play the electric guitar. Here he can be seen relaxing in the wonderfully lush and green spacious garden which comes with his parents semi detached manor house. By day he is computer student ordinaire but by night he becomes Chris Rock Guitar Legend! Although Chris had yet to find a lady friend to share his life with, his one true love remains constant with him : his guitar collection. To date he has 1 Gibson SG, 1 Fender Strat (seen in the picture opposite) 2 Bass Guitars and 2 Acoustics. His love of hair metal has not ceased and he can still be seen wandering the streets wearing his trademark Iron Maiden T Shirts! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| To see some more pictures of Chris through the ages please click the link below. We at CRAP! Magazine! would like to thank Christopher Hopkins for his co-operation in this feature and for not issuing any lawsuits. We would also like to thank his wonderful, gorgeous, funny sister Charotte for providing us with these wonderful pictures. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Chris and the love of his life | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Written by Charlotte Hopkins 25th September 2001 | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||