Stupid Americans
Ok this is my page dedicated to that great nation : America! Well sort of. I'm celebrating the stupidity of our Atlantic cousins. The following are a selection of extracts from essays written by American students. If any of you recognise this as your work, please drop me a line via my email (link at the bottom of the page) and you'll win a prize! Enjoy!
Essays

Few were suprised when the National Leauge failed to prevent another World War. The preverbial chickens laid by the poor peace treaties after World War One all came home to roast.

The situation before 1939 had all the ingredients to bake a perfect war: Stalin and Hitler used the molotov ribbon drop pack to divide Eastern Europe on the eave of the war. Germany invaded Poland France invaded Belgium and Russia invaded everybody.

The Germans took the bypass around France's marginal line. This known as the Blintz Kreig. The French huddled up and threw snears at the Germans. Japan boomed Pearl Habor the main US Base in Southern California. American Sailors watched in shock as the sky filled with Japanese zebras.

Hitler's attack on Russia was secretly called Operation Barbarella. The German invaders were popular for a while in Russia, but their habit of slaughtering innocent civilians tended to give them an image problem. The Russian's defended Stalingrad fiercely as the city was named after Lenin. The Allies landed near Italy's toe and gradually advanced up her leg where they hope to find Musalini.

Casualties sprouted on both sides. Billions died. Stalin carefully set his bead on Germany. After a time Charles Digaul started a group called Lets Free France! Stalin Roosevelt Churchill and Trumann were known as the big three.

Hitler who had become depressed for some reason crawled under Berlin. Here he had his wife Evita put to sleep and then shot himself in the bonker.

Unfortunately the Second World War was not concluded until 1957. War screeched to an end when a Nukuleer explosion was dropped on Heroshima. A whole generation had been wiped out in two world wars and there forlorn families were left to pick up the peaces.
If any of you couldn't spot the obvious mistakes then email me for the explanations. All spelling is correct according to the students original work. To go back to my homepage or to email me the links are at the bottom of the page.
Written by Charlie Hopkins and the beings from the mothership!
Last updated 27th June 2002
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