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A study in the Washington post says that women have better vocal skills. I just want to say to that study...."Duh"-Conan O'brian(NBC) They say you can't have to much of a good thing. I wish I was a part of that study.-Dwight York An Army Jumpmaster took up some students for a high altitude jump. Upon arrival to the zone he decided that the winds were to high. The plane headed home and when the pilot pulled off a smooth landing two of the students got airsick. The jumpmaster asked "Why can you jump out of an aircraft and not get sick but  a smooth landing makes you throw up?" They replied "We always go up in the plane, we never actually landed in one."-Readers Digest

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