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KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES 

# Knock-knock .

* Who’s there ?

# Boo .

* Boo who ?

# Oh…don’t cry . It’s only a joke !   

$ Knock-knock .

%Who’s there ?

$ Your old lady .

%Your old lady who ?

$ Don’t yoddle…we are not in Switzertland !     

& Knock-knock .

+  Who’s there ?

& Hoo .

+  Hoo who ?

& Oh…are you an owl ? 

MORE JOKES 

Teacher : What’s the longest word in the dictionary , Alec ?

Alec      : Elastic.Because it stretches as far as you want it to.                          

Teacher : ?????

Siti Lemon : Bubear , why do you like to see the dentist so often ?

Bubear      : That’s because everyone tells me to shut up. The only person who                    tells me to open my mouth is the dentist .

Dracula         : Why do witches ride on broomsticks ?

Which Witch : Vacuum cleaners are too heavy !

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