Smoochie's Current Events

This is the page to check up on  what Smoochie is up to thee days and what he may be up to in the future.

Smoochie showing his Patriotism

2001:

Well, it's been a pretty big  year. Smoochie's been back to Greece again. My friends who where there with him  claim he started a big fight in the hotel bar and it took several dozen local  police to bring it all to a stop. I think he was out of cash and wanted more  booze. He also spent some time sunning himself in an attempt to get a tan. I  tried to explain to him about frog skin not having melanin and all but once he's  got an idea in his head, there's no shifting it.

This year, he also took off  with Bill Sibigtroth for a while. From what I understand, they both got kicked  out of several diners in the states of Illinois and Wisconsin. Apparently  Smoochie was trying to distract Bill (in order to swipe his wallet) and got Bill  in a fight with Denny Terrio, the former host of Solid Gold back in the 80's.  Officially Bill denies this. Also, they found Elvis up there, and the most  dangerous roadside fireworks shop in America. There are full details in the  Journal Section.

Smoochie is headed to Australia  with David and Swappy this month and that will mean this Drunk Frog has been to  6 of the 7 continents on earth. After that who knows- maybe he will hitch a ride  with a research team to the last one- Antarctica.

More later, check back!

Happy Holidays from Smoochie!!!

Places the Frog has been In the United states Texas Minnesota Wisconsin Illinois Around the globe England France Germany Greece Turkey Egypt Belize

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